I feel like I'm writing in some Captain's Log from a shipwreck...Day 3: supplies are getting low...looking for any signs of rescue on the horizon...getting tired of eating coconuts...
Random, but have you ever tried to crack a coconut? Seriously? Those things are IMPRESSIVELY strong. I remember this one time, back in college, a couple of my friends and I bought a coconut from the grocery story with the sole intent of trying to crack it. At least, I think that was our intent. If it wasn't, I might be a little worried about us. I lived on the second story of an apartment building, and even after dropping it from the balcony (repeatedly) that sucker still didn't break open. I can't remember how we finally cracked it...
...anywho. I'm tired of eating the coconuts. It's a metaphor.
Clint has been back to work since Monday, and he won't be home until tomorrow night. I'm pretty sure most normal people would use this time of solitude to get important things done around the house, do some soul-searching, maybe even volunteer for charity. You want to know what I have done?
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
I am so not even kidding. Unless you count watching 2 seasons of Grey's Anatomy on DVD being productive. While laying in bed. And eating Totino's pizza rolls for dinner. Off of a cookie sheet.
That's right. I didn't even bother putting them on a plate. In my defense, I didn't allow Jake or the cats to cuddle on the bed with me at all...that's good, right? And even Jake knew it was party time with Clint out of the house this week, I totally caught him passed out on the couch at like 8:30 yesterday morning. Now THAT is pathetic. At least I have been going to work...and showering every day...and I haven't really ventured out of the bedroom much, so it's not like the house is a mess.
But seriously, I need an intervention. If he doesn't get home soon, I just might befriend a volleyball and name it Wilson.
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4 weeks ago
Staright coconut juice... GROSS. Wait I hate coconut anyway but yeah definitely had that same compulsion once. I put a nail it and made it look like a bowling ball in the end and tried to drink the juice. Perhaps with rum it would have been better but then again I was only like... 10 at the time so that coulda been alllllll bad.
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